MOTHER:
Bertram.  Now, there's a man.  Like they used to make them in my day: strong, reliable as a fencepost... 

BOBBIE
(murmuring)
And about as bright.

MOTHER:
What was that, dear?

Starring...

Manya  Vee as Bobbie
Elizabeth Pelham as Mother
Robert Geller as Bertram
and
Jad Kassouf as The Metro

A Dropped Stitch 
Written and Directed by Jeff Stilwell

Bobbie is going crazy!  After a dreary day of cutting out patterns for Mother's new quilt, and dodging her hints to wear pink, Bertram is coming to visit!  Which means a looong evening of pouring him whiskeys, holding his hat and listening to his homilies on the virtues of brushing one's teeth!  If that weren't enough, her kooky metrosexual neighbor is all too willing to treat her to his dabblings in the Grand Unified Theory of matter, embracing androgyny, and the merits of marinated asparagus.  Join this whimsical romp that celebrates the adventure of finding one's art - and love - in all too unexpected ways!

A Dropped Stitch marks the triumphant return of New Classics Theatre to New Space Theatre, which saw the critically and financially successful world premiere of One Tile Short and revival of Granny Knot last season.  Opening September 30th, tickets available now!  425.776.3778!